This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
I just googled if crying burns calories
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
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