There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
someone get that fucking seahorse.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
i wasnt laughing because you were puking, i was laughing because three yards away there was a couple seriously getting it on
continuing my moment killer tradition in the best possible way
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I don't know if dry shampoo will fix the decisions we made last night.
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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