Three words: puerto rican gang bang
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
Naked chocolate chip pancake making. I just spilled mix all over the place. My boobs are covered in flour. This is not going well.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I have fence marks all over my body
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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