I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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