please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
He totally sucks at sexting. He sent me a clothed shot of his ass captioned "I know this gets you going." What?
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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