i guess its not very common for a paramedic to have to revive someone who was struck by a falling shampoo bottle while getting off from the bathtub faucet.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
they wouldn't let me take the pitcher of beer on the ferris wheel
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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