I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I wish Pampers made couches for people like us.
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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