There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
We're going to shave my junk and take pictures of it wearing fake mustaches we found at the dollar store. They're uncannily realistic; much better than the cockstaches of my youth.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
This baby is an asshole
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
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