I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
Do vagina's smell?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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