nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
'lets look at pictures of your friend's new baby' was probably the worst post-sex idea we've ever had
She was wearing some slutty variation of a toga and giving the entire bus a pep talk on why we should black out tonight...I'M IN LOVE AND I DON'T CARE WHO KNOWS IT!
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dislocated my knee during sex, popped it back in and kept going. Then got simpathy chipotle out of it too.
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