In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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