can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
Remember when we did the egg drop from the Dyson building? Her vag is like that, except with a ham, and the ham doesn't make it. I'll be back to the apartment in ten.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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