He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i was just offered a 40 day sex challenge. prepare for the best 40 days of your life.
oh. my. god. yes.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
He took me home and by the time I woke up after catching up on sleep I realized I accidentally put on one of his fiances socks. whoops.
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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