Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
His wife just cheated on him for the third time. I'm his first extra-marital fling, that makes it ok, right? You know to keep karma balanced in the universe
Your logic is flawless...
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
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