My brain says no but my pants say off.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Watching her eat just hurts me
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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