that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Probably should start having regular sex again too to lose this breakup weight. Good cardio.
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