Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I caught myself masturbating while watching a baseball game today. It was over before I realized what was going on. And then I was just confused.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Man, jail baloney is awful.
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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