i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'm scrolling through our convo thread and all we talk about is pizza, alcohol & dick with the occasional "I miss you" thrown in.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I was stuffing my face while buying a brownie and coffee and some kid I fucked came up behind me and said. Someone's hungry.
I'm always down for nudity.
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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