office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
we should paint friendship bongs
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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