lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
Please don't tell anyone I peed on your wall.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
i just unblacked out cuddled in a pita pit booth with ten dollars rubberbanded to my hand.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
we're like Indians of the 21st century. trading not for food and survival but personal gain and by trouble you mean getting daytime drunk and going to the roller ring then yes.
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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