he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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