Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
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