i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
When have we listened to the rational side of either of us?!
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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