hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
My moral compass kept pointing to his penis.
You had a good week dude, you bought a motorcycle and a beer bong with ur parents money, missed 2 classes, and ran from security twice, good first 2 days to college
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