69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I need a horse. I don't think you can get a DUI on a living creature.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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