well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
A 'Bear Fight' is a car bomb followed by a Jaeger bomb. Fuckface and I do those on slow days. Tonight, we did a 'Polar Bear on Fire'. Fireball, a bear fight in the middle, and end with rumple minze.
I made friends at the beach bars tonight. Several were worried for my well being.
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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