So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
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