Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
I ate goldfish off your shoulder, I think we had bigger issues
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I ordered more beers for everyone but had to finish them all. I promptly went outside and projectile vomited in the street. Three times.
My vagina is officially offended.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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