Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
they need to just BURY HIM!
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
I couldnt bring myself to steal alcohol from my dead grandma
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
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