Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
as a side note pls kill me
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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