it felt like I walked into a Tool Academy challenge
The guy in the library beside me just whipped out an entire loaf of bread, a knife and a container of peanut butter and is proceeding to make multiple sandwiches.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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