I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
You want to complain about your sex life to me? Right now mine consists of trying to masturbate lightly enough not to wake her up with bed shakes. Go. Fuck. Yourself.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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