i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'm writing my will in case I die this week, it'll be saved on my computer under: little 500 death scenario
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
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