She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
Just heard one of my friends say, "if you're trying to take advantage of me I really dont care. I just want this beer." ..
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Fun fact. I am at the police dept. getting served a warrant for unpaid ordinance... and the officer was a one night stand from like 10 years ago.
You came running into my room at 4 in the morning yelling "SANCTUARY!" and flung yourself into bed.
Hmmm, sounds like a Jaeger night then. Did I at least get to be the little spoon?
What guy invites over a booty call, gets all naked and then when the real fun begins and a condom is needed, claims to not have one? And wears socks THE entire time?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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