She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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