Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
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