Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Randomize
