i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
My bed smells like the plague
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
So in hindsight, going through the McDonald's drive thru plastered at 4 a.m. on stolen bikes was a bad idea.
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