if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
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