My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
so on my way home this naked dude runs right in front me his weiner at half mast screaming i'm only doing this cause its a 50 dollar dare
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
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