I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It's gotten to the point where waking up in my own apartment is a surprise
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
