No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
She's not a foreskin expert like you
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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