I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
Randomize
