Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
Randomize
