Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
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