He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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