In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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