theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I FEEL like I celebrated someone's 21st, but really I just celebrated Tuesday.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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