At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
stop bragging. last time i got laid i got double pink eye, and it was so not worth it
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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