toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
he confused my yawn for an orgasm
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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