Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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